Tech startup translation guide

Tech startup translation guide:

• “So you work at google?” So you work 11-2.
• “What problem are you solving?” I don’t like your idea”
• “Have you raised any money yet?” Can you introduce me to your investors?
• “Keep me updated on your fundraising.” Doing the bare minimum support in case your startup becomes a unicorn.
• “It’s too early for us but keep us updated” They also don’t like your idea.