Get 50% Commission to Recruit Affiliates for Our Wild Digital Survival Kits

You know what’s more chaotic than launching a startup? Spending six hours in an airport with a toddler who thinks security bins are boats and that boarding announcements are personal attacks.

That’s where Mildly Prepared comes in. We make digital survival kits for real-life chaos:

✅ The Toddler Airport Survival Kit (a sanity-saver disguised as a checklist)

👵 The Grandparent Survival Kit (for the “We raised you just fine without snacks or supervision” crowd)

😬 The Awkward Teen Conversation Kit (because your kid just asked “what’s a situationship” and you weren’t ready)

I’m looking for a few fun, scrappy people to help grow our affiliate program by recruiting creators, parents, and chaos-loving humans to sell these. You get your own link, I give you 50 percent of whatever the people you recruit earn in their first six months. Wild but fair.

It’s commission based, extremely flexible, and probably the most fun you’ll have saying “yes I work in affiliate recruiting” this year.

If that sounds like your vibe, let’s talk. Or just message me a story about the last time your own survival skills were tested by a small child or senior citizen.

#MildlyPrepared but always open to collaborators.
mildlyprepared.com