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If a startup was an exam

Where is the test?” we ask.
“Right there in front of you,” answers our teacher.
“Is there a right answer?” we hesitantly inquire.
“Yes there is,” assures our teacher.
“What are the questions?” we plead.
“That’s what you have to figure out.”

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    I'm sure it would have a few trick questions on that exam.

    Also is it multi choice?

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      Every question is a trick question, some are impossible to answer; not hard, impossible. And no... of course they aren't multiple choice.

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        So the first question on the exam is "is this a trick question"? and a box for you to give a long form answer. Whatever you write will be marked wrong.

        The last question on the exam is "who's the real MVP?"

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    “That’s what you have to figure out.”
    ...through the experience that we have provided you in the last (ADD SOME PERIOD OF TIME HERE).
    A test is just that - a way to give a "score" on the knowledge you have obtained (at least that its goal in theory).

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    Student: How will I know if I got the right answer?

    Professor: dolla dolla bills y'all

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      But you only get them when you answer more than 60% of the questions right in all the different categories. You can ace a single category and still come out with nothing.

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      Am I teaching this class or something? That sounds just like what I'd reply with haha.

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    I really like this thought. I will use it to explain what I'm doing :)

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      I’m really tring to find the right questions to answer for my products