Let GPT3 Guess What Your Business Does by Your Name Only!?

I was reading this post https://www.indiehackers.com/post/let-us-guess-what-your-business-does-by-your-name-only-d129e3e97b and thought it would be funny to see what GPT3 would guess for your business based on your name.

To see what it could offer, I seeded it with the following answers from the original post:

Stock Alarm: When a specific stock (stock market) reaches a specific price.
Pluckd: Chicken plucking as a service
pulltherope: Virtual tug-of-war
flint.gg: Camping supplies for gamers
careermove.io: Provides resources and community for people to build a meaningful career.
interakt: Shows how users interact on a website
favs.gg: Ranking most-loved video games
undiffer: Different landing pages ready-made
Wicked Templates: Website templates

And then I just let it loose to generate not only explanations, but also entire business ideas. They are free to take.

SMS4DEV: Not sure if you've ever heard of this, but it's basically Twilio for SMS. They could rename to twiliosms.com or smsfor.io
20-sided-dice: The D&D dice shop
offgrid.io: Bringing solar power to everyone in need
Magnetize: "One-click hosting"
Dent: Open-source crowdfunding platform
On-the-fly translation: Google translate without a browser
backupexec: Code deployment to multiple machines in a jiffy
halogenerator: Generates random "event-driven" pieces of code
Class-scheduling: Scheduling when the teacher should show up in class. Like a university course website.
Ostaa: "Expedia" for Sweden
Fortius: Courses for strength training and conditioning
puppet: Module management system
Optimaliter: "Software to let you sell any kind of services."
Swish: Invoicing with a bit of "Kanban"
Stoptheleak: Detector for leaks in car tires
kief: Fast food delivery service
perch: Allows users to update their location with a swipe of their mouse
smswalk: Download photos taken with phone cameras
Frontapp: An app "installer" for Google Chrome
vidteo.io: YouTube alternative for anyone to easily create a video service
Artecycling: Airbnb for art collectors
bclicense: Shows when you're breaking a law
CryptoAlarm: Receive notifications for price movements of a stock market
Permutive: Software for streamlining customer support
Phonevia: "BustaMail" for cell phones (SMS interface to Gmail)
LoanBot: Interactive kids loan game
hardware.io: Hardware marketplace
ecorun.io: Running costs
Syphon: User-generated content marketplace
detectable: Distributed integrity system
balancer: Redirects clients to the nearest server
reviews.io: Allows anyone to set up a Yelp-like rating system for their company.
backopy: Server management tools
Turvemedia: Creative agency
Teaching-tools: Provides teachers with class materials
Tapkad: LinkedIn for retail
Bling: Earn bitcoin
gobillar: Give coupons and gift cards with a simple URL

Write a comment with your company name, and I can try to run it through GPT3 to see what it proposes.