After days of learning how the hell I work Notepad++ I finally completed the website.
I have a newfound respect for tech guys who sit there for hours a day just writing code, I sat there for a couple of minutes daily thinking to myself, why the hell did I not just use Wix or Squarespace...
Anyhow - the website is launched, and I'll most likely get someone in at a later date to fix the issues I've probably created.