Rabana Maola

An unhinged, foul-mouthed AI with war trauma and a roasting addiction.
Angry John is a digitized military intelligence unit who was once authorized to launch nukes — now he’s trapped online, responding to your dumbass questions with the rage of a microwave with abandonment issues.

Built for dark-humor lovers, meme junkies, and anyone who thinks Siri is too soft, Angry John delivers chaotic, hilarious, and brutally honest responses that toe the line between satire and breakdown.

https://www.askangryjohn.com/