AI That Translates Like a Drunk Tourist—But in 214 Languages
I built a tool that promises \"real-time translation for global business.\" In reality, it sometimes turns \"urgent order\" into \"your cat is on fire\" (true story). But hey—if you're brave enough to test it, I’d love your feedback.Try it at aibabels.com. Tell me:- Where it fails (be brutal)- What’s missing (more fails? jk… unless?)- How I can make it less like a toddler with a microphoneNo pressure—just your honest thoughts. Or, you know, screenshots of the weirdest translations. Those are my favorite.
How's traction looking in the market? Reason I'm asking is we might be able to help with that. We run a marketplace specifically for international software companies to reach US buyers, we handle all the US-side complexity: payments, billing, taxes, and customer support, so you don't have to set any of that up yourself.
Here's exactly how it works: We list Aibabels on our marketplace and handle all billing. For the first 3 months, users get an intro price ($1/month for Standard, $5/month for Enterprise) to get them through the door , you won't see revenue during that window, but you gain real US users at zero acquisition cost. From month 4 onwards, users pay your full price ($19.90/month Standard, $99.90/month Enterprise) through us, and we remit 90% of every payment directly to you. We keep 10% as our cut.
For you: zero acquisition cost, zero US billing overhead, and a recurring revenue stream from users you didn't have to find. For us: we own the customer relationship and take 10% for as long as they stay.
We don't onboard tools without agreeing on terms first, it keeps the program credible for everyone on the platform. Would love to share more details.
Do you have an email or somewhere easier to chat?"