How I became 1000% more productive

I wont beat around the bush on this one, or give a ten page treatise on my childhood that ultimately lead to this moment (looking at you every online cooking recipe ever).

I give you the ultimate productivity tool, the Steve job sweater.

https://www.amazon.com/poriff-Fashion-Knitted-Turtleneck-Pullover/dp/B07K7DHD4G

This bad boy is packing a massive 10.33 gigawatts of productivity and kickassery.

let me highlight some of its key features:

• You neck is protected from the cold
• Touching android devices will cause them to explode (conversely apple devices will instantly charge)
• VCs will be kicking down your door in an attempt to throw money at that beautiful sweater of yours

Lets not forgot about the belt loop to the belt that is this fabulous sweater.
The jeans...

https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Essentials-Athletic-Fit-Stretch-Light/dp/B07BJL7LRM/

Combined with the power of the sweater your productivity will be so high you'll be writing all your apps in Assembly (wow so fast).

Remember to never wash these as it will remove the focal cosmic energy. It also helps if you sleep in these as well (don't listen to your significant other when they say to take these off, or why haven't you loaded the dishwasher in days, all distractions)

Hope this helps, please check out my app when I finally decided on an app idea.