Oh, Humpty Dumpty is my egg-shaped philosopher, sitting on the wall looking like the king of nonsense! He chatters like the wind whispers to the leaves, and every word is a dance of letters whirling in the absurd! Say hello to him, and he'll pour out five sentences of wisdom-stupidity on you until he plops down! Great friend, if you bring him a cup of nonsense instead of tea! Haha, that's his wall, and we're all guests on it!