I analyzed 130,000 fake product names people typed into my website. Cats dominate everything

I finally did the only responsible thing with 130,000+ Anycrap creations: ran stats on them.

New /stats page: anycrap.shop/stats

A few findings from this extremely serious research:

• 130,000+ fake products

• 56,833 unique words used in names

• #1 word: “cat”

• “cat” beats “dog” 3,141 vs 2,462

• 1,242 “trump” mentions (zero positive context)

• 827 “bananas for scale”