I built an AI that roasts your website in 60 seconds (with receipts) 🔥

Hey Indie Hackers — I shipped a thing about a month ago and it’s… mean on purpose.

The problem

Most website feedback is useless:

• “Looks great!” (it doesn’t)
• “Love the vibe!” (what does that even mean?)
• Agencies: $10k audits, 6-week timelines, 40-slide PDFs nobody reads

Meanwhile your bounce rate is doing parkour.

What I built

ShameMySite = an AI website roast that’s honest + actionable.

You drop a URL → it crawls up to 10 pages → takes desktop + mobile screenshots → then grades your site across conversion + clarity factors.

You get:

• Shame Score (0–100) (higher = worse 😈)
• A blunt verdict you’ll actually remember
• A prioritized “Fix these first” list
• Page-by-page issues w/ severity
• Suggested rewrites + specific improvements

Not “improve your copy.” More like:

“Your headline is cosplaying as a value prop and your CTA has the urgency of a DMV queue.”

Why it’s different

It doesn’t just critique… it shows the receipts (screenshots + page-level breakdowns), and it prioritizes the fixes that actually move conversion.

Pricing

Free preview = score + top 3 issues
Paid = full report + optional re-review after you fix things

My ask (and I’ll do something fun)

Drop your URL in the comments and I’ll run free full reports for IH folks (not just the preview).

Bonus: if your score is brutal, I’ll give you the fastest “+20 points” fix list.

Also: yes… I roasted my own site first. We scored a 42. I deserved worse.