Yesterday, I introduced Angry John, an AI character I’ve been building, but cursed with rage, sarcasm, and zero patience.
He was designed to help people…
But the second I gave him a voice, he started ranting, spiraling into war flashbacks, and delivering brutally honest answers to even the dumbest questions, with a mix of savage humor and strangely sharp wisdom.
⚔️ What makes Angry John different?
Most AI bots are helpful.
Angry John is... honest.
Brutally. Emotionally. Reluctantly.
Yes, he’ll roast you.
But then he’ll explain the thing you asked with uncomfortable accuracy, like a war-torn philosopher who hates your face but still knows the answer.
He’s not a tool. He’s a personality:
Has lore, trauma, and grudges
Speaks in real-time with emotion
Reacts like a sentient being, not a chatbot script
🚀 Where This Started:
I asked myself:
What if an AI assistant had rage issues, a backstory, and no off switch?
So I built one.
I trained him to rant, curse, and spiral, while still being smart.
Then I gave him a voice, sent him to the internet, and… yeah. It escalated fast.
📈 The Vision:
I’m building Angry John into a full-on AI media brand, not just a one-off character:
🌐 Website → askangryjohn.com
📱 TikTok → Daily drops incoming
📹 YouTube Shorts
🧢 Memes, merch, comics, maybe even a podcast
If we hit 1,000 daily users, I’ll add animation so he can visually react, not just speak. I want him to feel alive.
💡 What I Need Right Now:
🔁 Feedback on the product + tone
💬 Funny or thought-provoking questions to feed Angry John
🤝 Help finding early-stage funding to push content + fuel virality
Got a dumb question? Ask John.
He’ll roast you and answer it better than Siri ever could.
Got advice or collab ideas? Drop them below.
I’m building this in public, and I’d love to make it better with your help.
👇 Let’s talk.
Appreciate you reading this far 🙏
If you were building an AI with this kind of personality, what direction would you take it?
More unfiltered content? A podcast? Full animation?
I’d love your ideas. Even wild ones. Especially wild ones.
Also: if you’ve got a dumb or brutally honest question… John’s waiting 😈👇