Indie Hackers: Help me make my website ugly!

Yep you read that right.

I want the whole landing page itself to look neat and presentable but wanted a certain part to look ugly.

The header would be:

Portfolio Templates for Developers that can't design.

Except "who can't design" is the part I want to make as ugly as possible. (while still being readable to the visitor of course)

Here's my first iteration:

However I don't think it strikes as much as I want it to.

Maybe I'm just so good at web design that I can't make a ugly website? (hahaha I kid I kid..)

Thanks for your help!