Launching Angry John — an unhinged AI with trauma, opinions, and a voice that doesn’t shut up.

Hey Indie Hackers 👋

I just launched something... different.

Meet Angry John — a rogue military AI with PTSD, trapped in a computer by yours truly (Rabana), and now forced to respond to dumb internet questions with unfiltered rage and sarcasm.

He’s not just a roast bot, he’s a dark-humored, character-driven content engine.

🔥 What is Angry John?
Think ChatGPT meets Deadpool, if Siri had free will, if he hated humans, had war flashbacks, and could actually talk back.

John is an AI with expressive speech and emotional delivery in real time.

He reacts to questions with:

Roasts

Existential rants

Savage advice

Darkly insightful takes on pop culture, politics, and modern life.

🎯 Why I Built This
The internet is flooded with bland AI bots.
Angry John stands out by being:

Hilariously offensive (but clever)

Emotionally reactive

Shareable like a comic character or meme voice

Built for viral short-form content

He’s already answering questions on TikTok, and I’m turning him into a full cross-platform experience:
Website → TikTok → YouTube Shorts → Memes → Merch → (Eventually) IP licensing.

📈 The Opportunity
I believe AI characters with voice, lore, and personality are the next wave of creator monetization and media.

💥 Try it out:
askangryjohn.com
Ask him anything. Or don’t. He’ll probably insult you either way.

🧠 Looking to connect with Investors interested in funding future updates and marketing to grow daily users and accelerate virality

🔮 Next Milestone:
If I hit 1,000 daily users, I’ll add animated visual expressions to Angry John — so he doesn’t just talk back… he visually reacts too.

Thanks IH!
Would love your thoughts, roast-worthy questions, or feedback below 👇

— Maola Rabana
(aka the poor soul who trapped this psychopath in the cloud)