New tech satirical article on WeWork

Would love your feedback on my satirical site as well as today's blog post ( super short :) ) on WeWork: https://lolsaas.com/blog/wework-decides-to-ban-internet-across-900-locations

I started this satirical news site, like the Onion but specifically for tech, last week and feel like I'm hitting my stride. would love any feedback on the writing as well as the concept as well!