Roast my landing page

The design is superb. Your offering is convincing, I'd like to try it.

About copy, I think it's a bit generic. You should add a bit of agitation of the problem like how tough & painful it is to understand everything in a GA dashboard. Plus, you could also add some fun in there.

Second, it took me a while to figure what's the value I'll get from your product.

I think it's: a focused dashboard that helps me measure & grow traffic. Sounds cool, but if you can communicate the actual benefit i.e. peace of mind and less clutter for busy entrepreneurs, it would be clearer and more in my face. Hope it helps.

The product offering is very clear. I also like your logo, it's cute. Not entire sure how "moonpad" as a word relates to statistics or websites, though.

At times, I get the feeling that the design and the desire to look pretty has been put above usability. For example, in the "actionable insights" area, the green background gradient is making the light colored text more challenging to read. With a bit less gradients, this would be more usable. This is especially true with the "get an invite" section, where it's literally painful to read that white text on a light blue to green gradient.

I don't really like the artificial limitation of websites. If I already pay for x amount of page views, why should it matter do these originate from one, two, five or twenty websites? I'm currently using Plausible for privacy friendly website statistics and they don't have such limitation.

Clicking the "contact us" link in the footer just opens up a "Thank you for contacting us.
We will be in touch shortly." page. I didn't even contact you yet. I just wanted to see how I could contact you.

I like your terms and conditions and the privacy policy a lot. One thing that could be made more clear is that where are you exactly established. You mention your company name, but not where you are registered to.

I'd like your features listing to be a bit more specific. For example, if your statistics page is not mobile friendly, that would be a deal breaker for me. Or, if you don't support multiple team members to access the data with some basic level of user control (e.g. who can see what website's data) that would be a deal breaker as well. Now your features listing seems to be mostly just repeating general things you have already said, like how you are privacy focused and so on.

I think all this looks pretty good, but if I'm being honest, I don't see any arguments for me to switch from Plausible to use your product.

Your visual design is absolutely gorgeous. Like wow gorgeous.

Your copy needs some work. Its hard for me to point out what it is because I make the same mistakes. English is not my first language and sometimes I translate what's in my head literally instead of semantically.

There are also some grammar errors. For example "No one like stalkers" should be "No one likes stalkers".