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[SARCASM EDITION] What do you hope to get done this month?

by Marcus Stenbeck

What do you hope this month brings you?

Be as sarcastic as possible. Extra points for being inspired by your own experience and use of emojis.

(The purpose is to have a laugh at our struggles and let off some steam. 🥂)

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 on September 23, 2020
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    I hope to:

    1. get a single non-paid request
    2. get excited about it
    3. contact the "customer"
    4. follow up a few times
    5. give up
    6. receive a Gmail reminder that "You sent this email 5 days ago. Follow up?"
    7. get excited because I thought it was an answer
    8. finally archive the conversation
    9. realize the conversation has been entirely with myself

    🌌📣😭

    marcusstenbeck
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    I hope to go from 0 to 100k MRR in minutes thanks to my viral tweet about my product hunt listing. Yes, I'm that brilliant and now rich thank you.

    baird
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    4 years ago
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      Sounds exhausting! Just remember to keep an eye on that work-life balance.

      marcusstenbeck
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      4 years ago
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    I'm gonna be disciplined and get shit done!

    jondev
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    4 years ago
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      My sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Go forth and inspire us all!

      marcusstenbeck
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    I'm going to complete my entire app. Write every line perfectly. Not a single bug on the first freaking attempt. Not gonna write a single test, because who needs 'em? And then I'll launch at 4pm on Friday and then go drinking and just assume the money rolls in! 🍻

    JesperBylund
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    4 years ago
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      Nice! I think the drinking might be helpful even before 4pm on Friday. 🍻

      marcusstenbeck
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