This is an Indie Hacker poem I wrote about dealing with trolls

Hello there indie hacker 👋,
Good morning, hope you're well,
Are you building something nice?
Don't be shy, do tell!

Oh wow dear indie hacker 🤩
I'll download right away,
It's just what I've been looking for,
And I even promise to pay!

Add a feature please dear hacker,
It's good, but I want more,
I know I've paid fuck all so far,
But add this, I'll pay for sure.

Thanks for that Mr Hacker,
I can see you work so hard,
But your subscription prices are way too high,
"Fuck off then, your barred!"

Tut tut, indie wanker,
Don't speak to me that way,
I've been very loyal and helpful,
Anything else you'd like to say?

"Yes I'm an indie hacker,
And I love to make cool shit,
I forfeit time with my wife and kids,
But don't regret it one little bit...

I do it all for them you see,
I love it, it's what makes me tick,
So when a trolling shit like you comes along,
You can fuck right off, you prick"

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