Noid3a Status's

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August 31, 2026 Why I made Noid3a Status's

Hello!!

I hate, status pages. More specifically, I hate status pages that cost, TONS. And with no benefits, I still have to set everything up, i just pay for the server hardware at that point. Noid3a fixes that. Using crypto protected transactions, Noid3a switches the game completely on its head. All you do, is email me. Give me your clients or your domain names. What tier you want. And how many dashboards you want. Simple.

What does Noid3a even do?
Noid3a is a status page host, For your business, project, home-lab. Any and all scenarios. Noid3a fits in. We prioritize privacy, No account creation, no invasive KYC, no tracking, just your crypto details. That's all.

Why use crypto?
Crypto, Its a interesting world isnt it? Noid3a uses crypto as the primary and only payment method, Taking bitcoin, eth, USDC and USDT for secure and fast payments through polygon.

What do I mean by tiers?
Noid3a Status's works on monthly subscriptions. Noid3a has 3 tiers currently.

Basic, 5 Domains being monitored, 6 dashboards that can be deployed, $20 a month in USDC. Compare that to Atlassian Statuspage, Who charges $29/mo for 1 domain, and one dashboard.

Pro, 12 domains being monitored, 13 dashboards that can be deployed, $45 a month in USDC. Compare that to UptimeRobot, Who charges $38/mo for 100 domains and 100 status pages, But you have to do, everything yourself.

Agency, 30 domains being monitored, 31 dashboards that can be deployed, $100 a month in USDC. There is no comparison. No competition.

Why choose noid3a?
Fully white labelled and custom CSS status pages. No more generic looking status pages.
Human support. No AI trying to scam you to the next tier.

If you like what i'm building here, check out the demo. demo.noid3a.com I am happy to answer any questions.

3 Comments

  1. 1
    The interesting part is that you're selling the managed experience, not just a cheaper status page. Curious whether the strongest appeal is actually the privacy/crypto model, or simply not having to run and maintain the status infrastructure yourself.
    1. 1

      I believe the main appeal for most people is definitely the done-for-you aspect, with privacy/crypto as a great secondary benefit.

      Most devs and agency owners don't want to waste billable hours configuring CNAMEs, SSL certificates, monitoring endpoints, and tweaking custom CSS for every single client dashboard. That’s why I built Noid3a—why do it yourself when you can outsource the setup and maintenance for cheap?

      1. 1
        That makes sense. The done-for-you aspect sounds like the clearest reason to pay, with the privacy layer supporting it.

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I hate, status pages. More specifically, I hate status pages that cost, TONS. And with no benefits, I still have to set everything up, i just pay for the server hardware at that point. Noid3a fixes that.