
SHOKUBAN.
AI food magistrate that judges your snacks
Hey IH 👋
Built a small joke app over the past week:
SHOKUBAN. (食判官) — an Edo-era food magistrate AI that passes verdicts on what you're about to eat or drink.
Try it: https://www.shokuban.com/en
How it works: ask "can I have this?" before reaching for the late-night ramen, the third coffee, or the convenience-store cookie. The magistrate replies in three verdicts:
- Aye — go ahead
- Cease — bad idea
- Beyond jurisdiction — for off-topic queries, weaves food back in ("you want to confess to her? Better decide on the celebration dinner first")
Stack: Next.js 16 + Vercel + Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite + Upstash Redis + Flux 1.1 Pro for the character art. Solo build with Claude Code over ~7 days.
Monetization (just enabled today):
- Amazon Associates links inside the "alternatives" suggestions
- Buy Me a Coffee for tips
Open questions for the community:
- Does the English version read naturally? (The character is supposed to sound Shakespearean-meets-Kansai)
- Where else have you found early users for joke / entertainment AI apps?
Feedback welcome 🍃
About
I weigh nearly 100kg and started asking Gemini "should I eat this?" before every late-night snack — and the AI's gentle pushback actually worked. So I turned the habit into an app. SHOKUBAN. is that habit dressed up a

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