Man, where did the time go?

After letting this idea lie dormant for literal YEARS I ordered new samples of coffee from potential dropshipping partners.

I made a pact with my wife that I would definitely do this during 2020 as part of a bunch of different marketing experiments I was eager to try.

You know, because 2020 was going to be nothing but AMAZING for the entire world.

What could go wrong?

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